The Funniest Quotes and Moments from Better Off Dead

Try as he might, John Cusack as Lane Meyer in Better Off Dead is really Better Off Dead.  Here are 8 of the funniest reason’s he should be put out of his misery.

#8.

Because he’s sweaty.

#7.

Because even killing himself backfires.

#6.

Because skiing is fun.

#5.

Because skiing on one ski is not smart.

#4.

Because he has to wear this.

#3.

Because these guys are not impressed.

#2.

Because he is not very organized or good with chalk.

#1.

Because he owes this kid money.