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Pretty much every single line uttered in So I Married An Axe Murderer is absolute perfection. It is Mike Myers as what I imagine he is like in real life but funnier plus his insane yet lovable Scottish father and poor, poor unappreciated Head.
Turn off the Bay City Rollers, say a little prayer for Ralph Eliot, and check out 8 of the best quotes.
#8
Not to mention that he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly.
#7
Poor Head.
#6
Yes It does
#5
Best argument over a check ever.
#4
Works every time
#3
I love Vicky. He’s a great guy. He’s the Best.
#2
Poor Head one last time.
#1
To this day, this is how I know I’m at a good party.
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