The Best Scenes From National Lampoon’s Vacation

Don’t let the remake fool you there is only one, Nation Lampoon’s Vacation, the perfect vehicle for us to be entertained by John Hughes and Chevy Chase.  It would be hard for any summer vacation to top this gem.  We have all been there…

1.  Settle down Russ. Let me handle this. Ed, uh… this is not the car I ordered. I distinctly ordered the Antartic Blue Super Sports Wagon with the C.B. and optional rally fun pack.

2.  When they close down the road they put up big signs…like this one!.

3.  Aaaaaah! Jesus! F*ck!

4.  Ferrari + Christie Brinkley…

5.  Clark realizes he killed Aunt Edna’s dog, not funny, not good.

6.  Aunt Edna is eulogized, in the rain…

O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this good and decent woman into thine arms in the flock in thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he laid its down by the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her… give her a break.

7.  Clark freaks out…

I think you’re all fucked in the head. We’re ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I’ll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It’s a quest. It’s a quest for fun. You’re gonna have fun, and I’m gonna have fun… We’re all gonna have so much fucking fun we’re gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You’ll be whistling ‘Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah’ out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I’m on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

8.  The Griswold’s think Wallyworld is Open!

9.  It’s not open…